Mackenzie Patterson

the best friend in the entire world. even talking to her for a few minutes makes your day better. she will talk to you about anything and whenever you get a message from her you can’t help but be happy.

who’s your best friend?

mackenzie patterson of course!!

by mackenzies bestie November 12, 2021

Mrs patterson

Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love

“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”

by heyjannyjanny155 November 22, 2021

Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Cea Patera

Cea Patera is the official owner of Patera Utopia. She is your virtual life coach that discusses a variation of topics on her website. Her fandom name changes occasionally so what was once known as the pink baddies (pb's) is now the sweet peas. Her whole aesthetic is pink.

Person 1 : "Hey have you heard about Cea Patera's new article on Patera Utopia?"
Person 2: "No not really but I should check it out because I want to know if my partner is cheating or not."
Person 1: "She will tell you all the big and subtle red flags."

by pink baddie apprentice January 7, 2022

weather patterning

Weather pattering When you destroy a woman sexually and cover her with your cum and urine

weather patterning a mill last night

by God dick January 19, 2022

Archon_Patterns

Member of the Archon clan, the king himself! King of degeneracy...

Archon_Patterns: i was to stick my penis in that

by eznooblol January 22, 2022

Hairy Pawter

A name that most Harry Potter fans give to their stuffed animal, usually a dog or bear, sometimes even dressing it up as Harry Potter himself.
Some also use the name "Bairy Potter".

Mom: What did you get?
Ronald: It's my new teddy bear, his name is Hairy Pawter!

by Squirrel_Slapper April 2, 2022