When you have one child, he or she exists in your world.
When you have two or more children you exist in their world.
When you have two or more children you exist in their world.
Parenthood with one child is easy....you can take the child with you anywhere.....at any time!
Parenthood with more than one child isn't easy.... it requires planning.... to go anywhere....every time!
Parenthood with more than one child isn't easy.... it requires planning.... to go anywhere....every time!
by Archeo Bob September 20, 2009
Get the Parenthood mug.The parents decision to not circumcise their child even though the father is clipped. The decision is made because others have convinced the parents this is a brutal barbaric act. Now the parents have to teach the child how to pull the foreskin back and clean the smegma out of there. Their never going to teach him that.
Because of his parental uncircumcision decision little billy's sea cucumber has a nasty disgusting smell caused by all that smegma that's been sitting there for days.
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of american origin, used also within england(uk)and wales(uk). This term denotes the implyed genetic keepers who may also support their dependants and overbearingly control and impead the living of their offspring.
by hoe January 16, 2009
Get the parental units mug.people who you love and adore,even if they can be a real pain sometimes. They love and care for you too and they deserve an "I love you" every now and then because you our their little angel and the one thing that brightens up their day. It's not fair to just say you only use them for some extra cash or rent because they brought you into this world and they love you more than you'll ever know.
"I've decided to enroll at UCLA. I know I'll make it with my scores,records,and extra curricular activities."
"That's great! We'll support you every step of the way. We find a way to pay your college funds and everything if you make it. Not only that but we'll be so proud of you."
"Thanks...you're the best parents in the world"
"That's great! We'll support you every step of the way. We find a way to pay your college funds and everything if you make it. Not only that but we'll be so proud of you."
"Thanks...you're the best parents in the world"
by XTITANX June 29, 2006
Get the Parents mug.The people who brought you into this world. They may suck at times but at least they love you, and if they don't I can't help you there my freind. Be lucky you have parents or you would be on the street or and orphinarium, like I grew up in, until I was adopted by foster parents. So all you people that say parents suck ass and never do anything for you, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINING LITTLE CRYBABY BITCHES!. There's alot of children starving on the street, besides food, don't you think they want a home and someone that loves them?
Kid one: My dad just bought me an xbox 360 yesterday and now he is being an asshole, I hate that mother fucker.
Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.
Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?
Kid two: I don't have a dad.
Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?
Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.
Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.
Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.
Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.
Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.
Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?
Kid two: I don't have a dad.
Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?
Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.
Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.
Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.
Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.
Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
by Sniperm0n June 12, 2007
Get the parents mug.a nickelodeon show that starts off with a joke already unfunny and tiresome (although sometimes catchy and even funny), and repeats it so many times during the rest of the show it has been permanently stapled into your head...
"pudding! pu-dding. hahaahahahah!!!!!"
"...shut the f**** up thats not even funny"
"sorry, i saw fairly odd parents so much yesterday..."
"...shut up, why'd you watch that d*ck riding show? your f**king sixteen"
"...shut the f**** up thats not even funny"
"sorry, i saw fairly odd parents so much yesterday..."
"...shut up, why'd you watch that d*ck riding show? your f**king sixteen"
by dble_w June 17, 2008
Get the fairly odd parents mug.Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014
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