Page

He created 'xie hua piao piao' and he is the CEO of plastic emissions. Turtles and VSCO girls hate him but he doesnt give a fuck because he is 'too busy grinding on valorant'. Is extraordinarily racist and doesnt not associate with ni****s.

Customer - Ayo man can i get a plastic bag to hide my wifes aborted foetus from the Chinese Government?
Page - Fuck Youuuu. Get outta my shop ur absorbing all the light with ur blackness

by Obama been Saden May 5, 2021

Ethan Page

A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.

Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"

Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"

by Uncle diddler the fiddler July 12, 2022

1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.

Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.

by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022

Flip some pages

To perform oral sex on a female, using one’s fingers. The act is specifically done in a way where rubbing, as well as flicking is used.

Luca: I’m going to flip some pages at Saskia’s house tonight!

by Boxmuncher6942021 July 25, 2022

page 248

An iconic Sexual education page out of the Jacaranda year 8 Science Book. It was admired by many in the year of 2018 to help us survive school.

Guy 1: Bro Have you visited the hub
Guy 2: Nah bro page 248 provides enough entertainment "248!"

by KillingitlikeOJ420 August 10, 2022

Ellen Page

People aren’t allowed to like what she did... So sayeth the god of fraud JeepJorp Peepeestones!

JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”

by Hym Iam October 29, 2022

Jordan Page

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME BITCHES ALSO HE PROLLY SMOKES HELLA TREE

Jordan Page is a total stoner man

by Pickles7692 April 25, 2022