greasing the hams

The act of ejaculating on a female or males thies and spreading it around (preferebly large humans) and placing your penis in between them.

Dude, remember Eliot and Justin's ex? I was greasing the hams last night

by big fizzle g December 21, 2008

pussy grease

dick cheese but for vaginas

I smashed last night! She has some mad pussy grease tho.

by wiplh October 14, 2018

Grease PIG

also know as a flop dick, some one of no importance. Or says things of no importance. A really dumb fuck.

Your fat Beth .... Fuck you Grease PIG

by Steven January 21, 2004

grease monkey

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces

Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!

by Shmu June 2, 2004

crease grease

the sticky sweaty substance taht resides in the gooch/crease/ball area of a male and the meat curtains of a women

"biTCH im gonnA slap you with my CREasE GRease" "grease from the crease biatch" "Craig Loves THE GREASEY CREASE"

by palmer April 23, 2004

dick grease

A slut or whore. This definition is derived from the lubrication provided by the vagina.

Jose: Did you bang that ho from the party last night?
Derik: Yeah, that dick grease was good stuff!

by Longhorn17 March 24, 2010

Grease Monkey

A term for someone that needs a shower.

That girl is gross, she looks like a grease monkey.

by SarahThaBoss(; August 13, 2009