The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 6, 2009

chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.

I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.

by shadoinkin May 19, 2018

Sexting in the chat

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way

Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.

by Simon Fletcher January 19, 2020

hello chat

a gif of literally anything that says "hello chat", usually sent in a discord server

person 1: Hello chat
person 2: Hello chat

by friskat3am_ May 25, 2022

Weirdos Chat

Its weird, also its chaos

Hey the Weirdos Chat is pretty weird

by notspeed March 30, 2022

redeemed chat

the redeemed chat is the place of proof of how people go legally insane. its very cursed

guy: damn hes insane!
other guy: he mustve been in the redeemed chat

by mari_420_denki March 31, 2020

chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

by Fonzki November 28, 2013