Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Fridge

One of the forbidden genders

I sexually identify as a fridge.

by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022

fridge

A way of keeping food and weird humans cool.

Random guy: im gonna search up fridge on urban dictionary.
Random guy 789: gonna jump in the fridge. see ya later.
5 seconds later
Random guy: you so weird jumping into fridges bro this website says so

by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

There's watermelon in the fridge.

There's watermelon in the fridge. Definition; fuck off; go fuck yourself. A great phrase to throw of your opponent in any game making them think about things like ..."wtf does that even mean?"

I said "There's watermelon in the fridge." he had no idea what I meant but we won the game!

by madam buckmastahpata May 6, 2022

mini fridge

a little fridge

tiny fridge- mini fridge

by ilikedinonuggies12345 October 26, 2022

Fridge

Adjective used to describe a man who has a stocky, square block like build.

Bloke was a fridge, I mean he was an absolute unit.

by Limnos December 7, 2021

Fridge Kisser

People who have a piercing on their face.

"Hey! Check out my new lip piercing"
"Ha, you're a fridge kisser now."

by DominickO December 11, 2021