muck butt

Muck Butt - the dirty, slimy, stinky, sweaty, itchy feeling you get in your ass crack after going too long without bathing. Usually occurs after long backpacking trips, or in people with poor showering habits.

After backpacking for a week without bathing, Jason couldn't wait to get home and clean his muck butt.

by Scamtrack February 06, 2016

Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.

Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!

by Bigjimelrod November 27, 2014

Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.

Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."

by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.

Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!

by Mutants June 24, 2011

Butt Chustle

To assault or harass someone's anus in a playful manner.

I am TOTALLY going to chustle your butt, Colin.

I love to Butt Chustle

by Lissandra May 03, 2013

butt lemmings

The balls of lint that collect in the crack of one's ass.

When he bent over to pick up his putt, I could see the butt lemmings on him.

by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010

Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.

by babyakry January 11, 2011