a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher
Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then
Student 2: probably, better stay away then
by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022
Get the Noncemug. 
by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024
Get the bus noncemug. It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. by Ket Addict February 17, 2020
Get the Noncemug. by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018
Get the Nonce’s Pocketmug. Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.
"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."
by softsmeg February 8, 2023
Get the noncemug.