I’m a nonce 

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins

Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji

I’m a nonce by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

drug nonce 

An adult who purchases drugs from someone under the age of 18

A: Who is that dodgy bloke standing outside the youth centre?
B: Oh that's Dean, the drug nonce

drug nonce by KineticX49 March 14, 2020

Yoghurt Nonce 

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off

What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!

Yoghurt Nonce by 37gang October 16, 2020

Dog Nonce 

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity

Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."

Dog Nonce by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008

Ninky Nonce 

From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.

Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.

Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.

Ninky Nonce by Spicysalt June 16, 2018

Crowd Nonce 

Crowd-Nonce or Crowd-Noncing in sports (typically football) is to insult/taunt the opposition fans for their home/away support regarding numbers - this can happen before, during and/or after the game has concluded.

This is usually by fans of clubs who get good support home & away however are extremely insecure about how their team is actually performing.

"He is being a crowd nonce because his club has 4k more fans on average each week, even though his team just got slapped 4-0 by ours"

Crowd Nonce by Joel8474 March 3, 2023

papa nonce

A pedophile who has a wife and kids.

The police caught a papa nonce today and he is expected to get 20 years prison

papa nonce by kkkheilhitlerdidnothingwrong September 5, 2017