Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
Sock puppet
by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020
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Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
by Jezij January 06, 2019
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
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puppet

when ones boss, inserts their entire arm into an employee or innocent womans anus, and proceeds to traverse their entire body and posses their face, mocking them in the most childish way possible.
"im gonna fucking puppet you"
by duchochestadomioputa August 13, 2021
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Puppet

English slang for penis, originating in the north/midlands.
Aup duck, are you going to get your chops round my puppet or what?
by Dan davis August 30, 2022
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puppet

1. someone with views based of what the Internet says its bad, normally has discord, and has nitro
2. a sex slave (because urban dictionary), a play toy to be more specific
"puppet": lel furries are bad, femboy bad, and i say the n word unironically
by atyzin April 18, 2021
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