ocean (name)

this is a name; ocean would be dark blonde brown or blue eyes she's unique and loyal, caring, outgoing, sometimes depressed, mysterious, cute, bi or straight

ocean (name)

by iiomqannie October 3, 2017

first name basis

When you know someone well enough that you call them by their first name.

I had known Mrs. Jones so long I always called her Martha. We are on a first name basis.

by Jim The Clown Hater August 11, 2007

black name

A word used by white people to describe an unusual name given to a black person.

Black man: Yo my name is Izza

White man: Wow that is such a black name.

by CHR15T0P#ER June 19, 2008

Naked Women

The best thing in the world.

Naked Women are better then double-dong dildo's & hey! That shit's pretty damn good. :)

by BRiTTANY BREAKDOWN July 26, 2006

Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

My name's Jeff

The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.

Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"

by anal exibitions December 6, 2014

naked brothers band

A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.

The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.

The lead singer will become the future K-fed.

It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.

The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.

by ToastedSquid April 7, 2008