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A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.

The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.

The lead singer will become the future K-fed.

It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.
The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.
by ToastedSquid April 7, 2008
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