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clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way
I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her
by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015
mugGet the clarity nutmug.

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017
mugGet the nut comamug.

Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.
In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'
by Stepney March 15, 2014
mugGet the Nut Mansionmug.

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.
Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
by M.Blur July 22, 2012
mugGet the Knee-nutsmug.

nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !
Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes
by Sly rat March 1, 2017
mugGet the nut mamug.

nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.
After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.
by Joseph A September 16, 2006
mugGet the nut slingmug.

scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
mugGet the scuttle nutmug.

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