munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated

Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.

by Z March 30, 2003

munted

short for 'mother fucking cunted'

- meaning fucked up

I was so munted I couldn't walk or talk, let alone drive

by Camilla the Chicken April 2, 2011

muster

to suck on (usually referring to the sucking of a nipple)
when one is mustered it can releave pain as well as stimulate your senses

WARNING: DO NOT MUSTER ANYONE AS IT MIGHT CAUSE LEAKAGE OF MILK

thou shalt muster thy nipple until it is the size of thee morsel

by morsel man April 2, 2009

munted

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

munted

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

muonter

the word pre dates the dictionarry
modern deffinition tho is getting totaly twatted

my god i got muonted
you muont monster
fluffy punters muonting muonters!

by nils November 30, 2003

muntrapede

a person who enjoys more than one pill at a time and is in disregard of their phyiscal presence.

hey muntrapede who were you talking to there was nobody else in the room?.also known as the state of being munted.
generally muntrapede's suffer from trepidation.these people generally don't carry their papers at all times.

by master of disaster feat. stogie and the purist August 11, 2006