Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

by Greg J.B March 27, 2007

Douche Muffin

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag

Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.

by Geekslady March 1, 2011

Muffin chops

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".

Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.

by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation.

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.

by Jyynx September 21, 2008

muffin-top

The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top.
That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.

"I guess that fat chick used the money on an extra Big Mac instead of bigger pants and a whole shirt."

Respectable woman: "What the hell is that fat bitch thinking going out in public like that?!"

I would use an example with "muffin-top" in it, but what the hell type of urban slang is muffin-top? Corporate America is not urban

by nick-_- August 29, 2005

anal muffin

During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.

I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.

by Big Ray April 2, 2005

Punch the Muffin

An ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. Amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user's imagination. Sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.

Yo bro, i gotta go punch the muffin (Take a dump)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)

by Tridelt August 6, 2007