myspace whore

usually a girl who will wear almost nothing and get the "angles" to take a hot picture. a whore, who isnt really a whore. because she hasnt ever sucked a dick, just tries to come off as she has. will post 700 bulletins a day. sits a computer, waiting for NEW COMMENTS! NEW PICTURES COMMENTS! NEW MESSAGES!

Im such a myspace whore LOLZZ
"OMGZZ COMMENT MY NEW PEEECCCSHURRRRRR. Illl commentzz backkk. tell me what u thinkkkkkkkkk keep or delete? OMGZZ ;"

REFRESH
REFRESH
REFRESH
REFRESH

"OMGZZ only like 10 people have commented my picture. nobody likes it! ill go take one in booty shorts with my ass and boobs hanging out! OMGZZ

by flaberingakss December 6, 2006

Myspace Material

When a picture, quote, event, etc. is so great it's worth putting on your myspace page

That's the craziest picture i've ever seen of evan, definately myspace material

by Bleeeee October 4, 2006

myspace magic

When your on myspace, open a bulletin, and it says the following:
REPOST or YOUR MOTHER WILL BE ABDUCTED BY HAITIANS!
or
SEND TO FIVE FRIENDS OR A GHOST WILL RAPE YOUR DOG!
and my favorite
REPOST OR YOU WONT HAVE SEX TILL YOUR 57 NO JOKE

I Don't believe in myspace magic.

by 1337age July 3, 2007

Myspace Arm

The arm used (usually the left held out as far away as possible) to get a well angled picture that makes you look pretty even if you are not. The picture is then put on myspace or facebook so people can comment about how good you look.

I have a good myspace arm because I have long arms and can take pictures with my left hand.

by Liv and Luv October 9, 2008

Mom Has a MySpace

See also, MILF. A hot Mother, who has teenage or grown children, who has a MySpace account and is, therefore, cool...two years ago.

Jenn's Mom has a MySpace, dude

by jameswax December 5, 2007

myspaceian

any person or creature whos life is completely bound to myspace and or any one with the myspace disease

myspaceian:faggit whyd you take me outta your top eight i thught you were my friend.

normal person:yo wtf man its just a web page.

myspaceian:freak i dont sleep becuase of people like you and your hatred of the top eight.

by mike swartout April 24, 2007

myspace junkie

1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get New messages and they normally do.

2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them

3.) someone who's usually always one the computer

4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.

5) someone who dominates over the bulliten board.

Omg! Destiny is such a myspace junkie! She Always is posting bullitens and they dont mean a thing.

by anomynous. June 13, 2008