Morning Bagel 

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

Morning Bagel by edgykid June 20, 2019

morning pizza 

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch

Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza

morning pizza by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019

Morninggloryus 

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.

"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."

Morninggloryus by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019

morning cigar 

Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.

Molina has a morning cigar every morning.

morning cigar by Mox6969 December 16, 2019

Morning stream 

When a wamen wakes up with a wet puss puss.

Hey! That woman just had a morning stream!

Morning stream by Morning Stream January 13, 2020

Morning Fog 

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.

“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”

Morning Fog by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020

Morning Mariennetta 

When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.

First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.

Morning Mariennetta by Yooooouuuuu December 31, 2020