Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

Morninggloryus

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.

"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."

by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019

morning cigar

Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.

Molina has a morning cigar every morning.

by Mox6969 December 16, 2019

Morning stream

When a wamen wakes up with a wet puss puss.

Hey! That woman just had a morning stream!

by Morning Stream January 13, 2020

Morning Fog

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.

“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”

by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020

Morning Mariennetta

When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.

First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.

by Yooooouuuuu December 31, 2020

Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021