moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013

moist

Most the feeling of fitting in with a crowd;cool

Bro! That's so moist!
Yeah it's definitely not dry!

by MorlanGuy June 10, 2016

Moist Towelette

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017

Moist

The cunt made me so moist.

I want his dick in my moist pussy so much.

He put his penis in my moist vag

by BigBoibby May 25, 2016

Moist cheeks

A wet sensation between the buttocks when making it clap

If you don't have moist cheeks then you aren't clapping it correctly

by Klifgord August 17, 2017

Moist

A pack of shitcunts

The supermarket was overrun with a Moist of shitcunted shitcunts buying all the dunny paper.

That parliament/congress is so full of shitcunts, it looks like a moist

by Chuck Wit Simpson April 28, 2020