by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007

The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.
No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.
The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.
The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012

by Kwing October 20, 2010

When a milf is in the shower
by Norty milf July 15, 2010

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021

Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night
by imalejandro December 25, 2010
