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Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!
Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!
by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007
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Milf Baby

The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.
by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012
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Choclit Milf

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.
John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!
by Kwing October 20, 2010
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milf in shower

Hey dude, last night i saw this sexy milf in shower!!!
by Norty milf July 15, 2010
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milf mag

a porno all about MILF's
Dude I just got this new MILF mag, its so kick ass!!
by ken-dawg November 23, 2004
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milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021
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Pene Milf

A mother who likes to fuck but only with Spanish kids.
Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night
by imalejandro December 25, 2010
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