Midgeon

A unit for measuring pixels on a computer screen; there are 7.3 midgeons in a centimeter.

NOOOOO, move you mouse to the left 19 midgeons to close that fucking window!

by clavis jotey November 15, 2004

monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

Midge

A racial slur against people below the average height

You midge

by don’t call me a midge December 23, 2019

double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

by Iva Penis March 1, 2007

midget musk

A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.

Did Danny DeVito borrow that jacket? The midget musk is overpowering.

by Cass Money March 16, 2009

midgelets

1. bite size finger food. usually red meat.

2. food made for midgets.

don't eat all the midgelets save some for the quests.

by mar'scorpio February 13, 2010

Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse

That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.

by Mystery016 December 30, 2011