Getting a hand Job underneath all of your snow gear on the chairlift at night so the parallel chairlifts "can't" see you.
by Shitnkunttools May 19, 2017
The Michigan McChicken is the act of having pleasure sexual intimacy with a McChicken, from the popular fast food chain McDonald's, then ejaculate inside the McChicken, and then giving it to a homeless man to feast on.
Anthony: Man im bored, Whats the move?
Joseph: Wanna go feed a homeless man a Michigan McChicken?
Anthony: Sure man! Lets also listen to Suicide Boys while fucking the McChicken!
Joseph: I was thinking the same thing! Lets go!
Joseph: Wanna go feed a homeless man a Michigan McChicken?
Anthony: Sure man! Lets also listen to Suicide Boys while fucking the McChicken!
Joseph: I was thinking the same thing! Lets go!
by kaji2k February 23, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!
by Ohio River East November 28, 2021
A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.
While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.
by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023
Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.
Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended?
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
by Susshitime December 11, 2022