Keen for the mess

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

by LADYPAC June 30, 2022

messed you around

cause someone problems, especially by acting unfairly or indecisively.

"get your own back—make him sorry he ever messed you around!"

by Arminkshipper January 01, 2025

I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

by Ricesalmoella March 10, 2024

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 05, 2022

Messed up

Any person named Ari or Arianna is just messed up, in general.

"That's messed up."
"Just like Ari over there"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 10, 2021

No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

by renstar July 05, 2015

s-mess

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

by Celebi+ August 31, 2011