Meischa

A bitch that pretends she was SA’ed. She is also friends with a girl who had her dog lick peanut butter off her pussy. She’s manipulative and condescending. She cheats on her boyfriend and lies about it. Watch out for this bitch

Guy: who’s that
Girl: oh that’s meischa
Guy: you could’ve just said attention whore

by Real.ass.bitch May 14, 2024

Merch

Florida slang for something that is true / a word used to agree with something

-Cuh im hungry

-Merch

by Himmyboy May 29, 2024

Merchan

Tends to be a bug-eyed individual who is also a traitor. Corrupt to the core.

That merchan is a real fag.

by BParkerPNUS May 31, 2024

Menschette

the female version of a mensch

She brought over a fresh challah, what a menschette!

by sexat morf rolyat November 17, 2024

mensch

jimmy carter

donald trump is as far from a mensch as you can be

by his gnomadic majesty December 30, 2024

Merchbau

Similar to "SYBAU" where one shuts their bitch ass up, instead it is used in an uplifting manner. Combining words Merch (Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be) and SYBAU.

Person A: Yoooo i got a new pair of jordans this weekend.
Person B: No chance, Merchbau it
Person A: Merchbau!

by urbandictor1523 February 4, 2026

merchlinski

An absolute sigma boy

____ Merchlinski is so skibidi sigma

by Don’t tell Henry February 17, 2025