Social Masturbation

The act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. You can use text, video or voice chat.

"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"

"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."

by Brittaphile August 20, 2013

Over Masturbation

When you masturbate util you ejaculate, then keep on masturbating straight after, ignoring your dick's protests.

Over masterbating last night was awsome, the sperm really massaged my penis and i came again within 15 minutes of vigourous spanking. Over Masturbation is awsome

by apple6969696969 April 15, 2009

Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 22, 2015

Poetical Masturbation

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.

Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.

by LLJDP February 2, 2010

masturbating maniac

Someone, usually a male who masturbates obsessively every day for hours, for months and years on end.

Dion is a self proclaimed masturbating maniac.

by kam75xx May 20, 2023

banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

dungeon masturbating

A mix between the words dungeon master and masturbating. This is used in a game of Dungeons and Dragons when the dungeon master kills the party with a powerful monster then creates a powerful NPC to kill that monster. The dungeon master is essentially playing with himself.

After he killed the party, our new dungeon master began dungeon masturbating with his new NPCs.

by JSeed02 March 18, 2019