purdie-pie

when you're playing pretend with your girlfriend and have sex at the same time but then she finds out your dick is super small.

"we were having such a good time but then he pulled a purdie-pie"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

boku no pico

a fucked up mess of nightmares 'n shit

"have you seen boku no pico?" "sadly yeah" "i thought it was great" "you're dead to me"

by fkyoujames June 15, 2017

fenglemouse

a man who gets fingered up their arse daily

"i went over to his house to play yahtzee with him but then i found out he was a fenglemouse"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017