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Festive Masturbation
Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
Festive Masturbation by Loce May 22, 2015
Friday
the day of the week when you get up at 7:00am, go downstairs, have your bowl, have cereal. and time is ticking on and on (as it does) you walk down to the bus stop and oh what a surprise, you're 13 year old friends turn up in a car (surprisingly one of these 13 year olds can drive, i know right, well cool) and they're all like kicking in the front seat and sitting in the back seat, and then you come across this extraordinary dilemma of choosing a seat, but you're all cool about it, cos after all you're rebecca black. pa'chow.