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dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!
shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!
by plowpimp January 13, 2015
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Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.
Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash
by VS7777 August 4, 2023
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mash-micated

Something or someone that is mashed beyond recognition
'Did you see that car? It was mash-micated'

He came back in from the pub totally mash-micated.
by Anita Blake February 10, 2008
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Sour Mash

When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away
“Wow it really smells like sour mash outside
by Leevro May 4, 2019
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mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy
Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe
by u fat sao February 22, 2015
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mundster mash

When you stick caper berrys in your foreskin and pinch off the tip so you can squish them inside your foreskin. Then you insert your penis into a girls mouth and feed her the squished berrys.
Me and my old lady are gonna try mundster mashing tonight for the first time!
by Dm123456789 November 19, 2023
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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