shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!
by plowpimp January 13, 2015

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.
by VS7777 August 4, 2023

by Anita Blake February 10, 2008

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by u fat sao February 22, 2015

When you stick caper berrys in your foreskin and pinch off the tip so you can squish them inside your foreskin. Then you insert your penis into a girls mouth and feed her the squished berrys.
by Dm123456789 November 19, 2023

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
