dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 13, 2015

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.

Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash

by VS7777 August 4, 2023

mash-micated

Something or someone that is mashed beyond recognition

'Did you see that car? It was mash-micated'

He came back in from the pub totally mash-micated.

by Anita Blake February 10, 2008

Sour Mash

When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away

“Wow it really smells like sour mash outside”

by Leevro May 4, 2019

mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015

mundster mash

When you stick caper berrys in your foreskin and pinch off the tip so you can squish them inside your foreskin. Then you insert your penis into a girls mouth and feed her the squished berrys.

Me and my old lady are gonna try mundster mashing tonight for the first time!

by Dm123456789 November 19, 2023

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022