Mark

A named based on the biblical name Mark the Great. Used as a name for children who have with a large penis. It is also a synonym for "amazing".

We had a son, named Bob. But when he grew up and became the richest man in the world, we decided to change his name to Mark

by holymoly. September 29, 2009

Mark's Mom

A very sexy, mature woman who prefers getting plugged in all holes instead of making love.

Yo Mark's Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!

Mark's Mom is hot.

by Mr. Cackosaurus March 2, 2008

Mark

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am Mark. All other Mark's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

by whatup1 September 29, 2009

Mark Dantonio

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.

MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.

by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011

Mark of the Wigger

The ever-present fake-diamond studs that signify one's complete decline to wiggerhood. When one has attached such a relic, there is no saving them.

The Mark of the Wigger...overpriced damnation.

by lawlboobs April 27, 2006

Mark

A name given to the coolest, funniest, most popular, and most enjoyable Males in the world.

Joe: haha, this guy is hilarious
Tom: Yeah he's really the life of the party
Tim: HAHAHA, he just gave someone the arabian sandgoggles
Sandy: Must be Mark

by The shit 88 December 14, 2008

Mike and Mark Points

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009