manningish

adj.- the quality or state of being like a nearly blind math teacher that everyone is afraid of

He assigns impossible homework every night... he's so manningish.

by MicronesianWizard March 9, 2004

manned-out

the transformation of a young male's youthful appearance into an older male who looks around the age of 30 and older.

Jason, 28 years old, realized he had manned-out when his pic to a 23 year old on Craigslist was returned with the following message: "Can't you read? No one over 30!"

by Omar and Jason April 6, 2007

Manned Rocket

A slightly derogatory term describing a recently impregnated woman - normally used when the person noticing or hearing for the first time is surprised

Damn! - She's been hit by a manned rocket... she is only 16

by freedom015 July 26, 2011

manlied

Talking utter nonsense - so much so that your audience do not understand what you have just said, have glazed over, and just nod along in the hope that you don't notice they have no idea what you are saying.

"How did your meeting go, dave?"

"No idea, Paul. He totally manlied me."

by crapitah October 24, 2011

Mannich

Threeway with two men and one woman; sausage sammich.

Blibo and Lucky had a mannich with a hooker.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg had a mannich with Lady GaGa on SNL

by PinkAlien November 9, 2012

Manning Around

1) To exude your masculinity when it is at its highest point.

2) To frolic in a very manly way

Joe:Did you see Danny hitting on that girl?!

Tom:Naw man he wasen't he was just manning around

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

manneurysm

A behavior so bizarre, annoying, and/or stupid; it induces severe headaches in rational observers.

Watching the inane manneurysms on today's television reality shows will send almost anyone straight to the bottle of ibuprofen.

by MrPanacea January 16, 2013