cape may

the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.

cape may is the shit

by courtnizzle June 24, 2006

may 26

the day we celebrate our god that is Shrek, we watch every movie and everything to do with him to keep him happy

remember that may 26 is shrek day

by skkwndowks November 5, 2020

May 17

A day very special to me :3

You beTteR fuCk mE

"It's May 17 happy anniversary Jeremy :3"

by ARandomAssTeen:3 October 26, 2019

may 18

people with the largest cock were born on this day.

damn his dick is huge

that’s because he was born on may 18

by superspedskateboard October 16, 2019

maggie may

n. the one you loved and left behind.

attributed to Suzanne Vega

I'll never be your Maggie May.

by Noah J. October 5, 2006

May 19

Asian appreciation day!

"dude its may 19th."
"so"
" ITS FRICKIN ASIAN APPRECIATION DAY!!"

by Yumyumperson May 14, 2009

May 22

If you where born on may 22 , then you are very sad, and probably have daddy issues.

Person 1: whens your birthday?
Person 2: may 22!

Person 1: .. do you need someone to talk to?

by F@tbïtçh April 18, 2020