lakes

A gentleman or lady who is not of sound mind, generally used either in jest or in reference to a short temper.

About a person: "Alan? He's lakes! I saw him flaking two knackers the other night!"

by Mike Flaherty January 10, 2008

Mistake by the lake

The correct name for the city in Ohio often referred to as "Cleveland." Located by Lake Erie, nothing good has ever come from Cleveland and the city ranks just behind Paris Hilton, Jean Shorts, and trusting Judas as one of God's worst mistakes.

"Do you smell that?"
"Oh dont worry about that, Cleveland is the Mistake by the Lake, it always smells like feces."

by Better than all clevelanders January 3, 2009

mountain lakes

Mountain lakes is a great town. I lived there practically all my life and just recently moved. My new town is much bigger and predominately black and hispanic, but i had no issue adjusting or fitting in. Educationally, I was more than prepared, I was more advanced then many of the straight A students, and it's not like I walked into some shitty school system, I'm in the IB program!
And as for all of you that are attempting to whore this great place, I suggest you go to the schools for a little while, considering that I saw far too many spelling mistakes just glancing at a few of your pathetic entries. (FYI, it's posse, not possy). Maybe you should spend a little more time studying, and a little less wishing you were from ML and naturally smart because we were all raised that way.

ML kids are the greatest, and the majority have a lot of friends from outside schools and towns, so some of your friends (if you have any) like them.

by mmmst May 9, 2005

Lakeia

A beautiful, smart and educated woman, wh is very hardworking and cares for her children. (if she has any) and usually she names her Kids Essence an Raekwon, Or Kiara Lee-ann , or Gerald. and She goes through alot , and needs someone to love.

Lakeia: i need to make some money!
Kids: mom its okay, you will make it one day.

by joint roller3000 June 15, 2011

Storm Lake, Iowa

A ceased pool of a town, home to two packing plants that stink up the city and pollute the lake. The packing plants have brought drugs and illegal immigrants to the town. The State of Iowa threw 33 million dollars to help clean it up by building a hotel/waterpark. Known as "the mistake by the lake," King's Pointe Resort hasnt made a profit yet and will not ever.
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."

You can't polish a tard.
Throwing $33 million at Storm Lake, Iowa was a waste of taxpayers money.

by bigredkahuna March 30, 2011

Lake Havascrew

Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.

Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."

by Crapholio August 29, 2005

Canyon Lake, Tx

Canyon Lake is a beautiful place with hills and awesomeness. The lake is also a great place for recreational activities. Some people say that it is full of drugs, but it really depends on if you are in the trashy parts, or in the nice parts. There are a lot of retirees that live there. Not many stores are in the area, pretty much the only stores are in Hancock. Canyon Lake is the home of the Canyon Lake High School.

Let's all go to Canyon Lake, Tx everybody!

by Meow007 April 28, 2011