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At least 2

When your buddy asks a really stupid question and you know the answer must be a pretty large number but you don't particularly feel like exerting the mental energy required to respond to it with any degree of accuracy.
Friend: How many grains of rice do you think people have eaten like in total throughout history?
You: Ehhh at least 2.
by h_isthebestletter24 November 7, 2024
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At Least Seven

A non-response that is given when asked a quantitative question for which you have no answer, or would rather not provide one.
"How many pedophiles from Epstein's island do you think are in our government right now?"
"OH! At LEAST 7"
_________

"How many people have you slept with?"
"Uh- I mean- at least seven."
by Busty Ryan December 19, 2024
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Unavoidable Leash

A phrase commonly used on furry chatbots in the popular bot chatting website JanitorAI from a user named "jndgement". The origins of the phrase remain somewhat unknown but, originally, the phrase was followed with Domain Expansion before the standalone Unavoidable Leash , so it's likely to be a Jujutsu Kaisen meme phrase.
by Pseudonymistically January 1, 2025
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On-lease

Something that is super cool, usually referring to an object of some sort, like vehicle, jewelry or anything that just overall “bad ass “

On lease stems from the idea that it’s outside of a person‘s price range. Not meant as derogatory. Became a popular term in the hip-hop and rap, music industry in and around Minneapolis-St. Paul.
You like your friends boots she’s wearing so you saydamn girl, those boots are on-lease! Or just” that shits on lease!
by SunTex68 April 10, 2025
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Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.
Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.
by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026
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Lesbian Leash

A chain that is attached and hangs from the wallet of a lesbian. Traditionally the wallet is a rectangle shaped wallet some men keep in their back
Pocket.
Wanda’s Lesbian Leash is dragging the floor
by IGLSPMP January 30, 2026
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DHCP lease breaking party

A particularly-wild form of LAN party which is held by disgruntled tenants attempting to induce their upstream provider to terminate a fixed-term DHCP lease before its expiry date. The usual targets are unscrupulous phone and cable operators who lock victims into one-sided multi-year contracts and refuse to let them leave, even as they unilaterally and repeatedly raise prices for inferior service. It's like the cockroach motel, where they check in but they don't check out.

The idea is to annoy providers just enough that they suddenly beg the tenant to leave or even seek to evict instead of holding them hostage to a fixed-term which is no longer useful to a client who needs to be able to leave without penalty after having taken a lucrative job in another city.
Likely apocryphal, the DHCP lease breaking party is a fusion of three intertwined concepts:

- A "lease breaking party" in residential tenancy is a party or gathering that disturbs other neighbouring tenants enough to induce a landlord to break the lease

- A "LAN party" is a wild gathering of video game geeks which degenerates into a "rainbow party" like orgy of video game players competing to see how far down the joystick each can leave their respective lip prints; these events are associated with widespreaad abuse of LAN party drugs and overclocking on highly-customised water-cooled gaming PC's.

- A "DHCP lease" is a feature of the Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol which attempts to hold an Internet Protocol address for a predefined "lease" time so that it may be assigned to the same device when it reconnects.

These wild LAN parties often end badly, with clients going from multi homed to homeless or being bumped off the network entirely. A particularly wild DHCP lease breaking party with extensive LAN party drug use is highly disruptive to tenants of neighbouring IP addresses. An orgy of video games, online porn and bacchanalia tends to degenerate into sloppy seconds bandwidth and conditions prone to spread computer virii, but the situation with most low-rent ISP's is so dismal that client PC's have few other viable options.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
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