randomsoutherngirl's definitions

At least we're not Mississippi

Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.

Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.

by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026

11 foot 8

Something that's too tall to fit under a low clearance. Named after a YouTube channel that recorded numerous trucks hitting a low bridge.

Watch where you drive that U-haul or you'll cause an 11 foot 8.

by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026

box ship

A container ship

The number of box ships on order has increased over the last year.

by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026

yankee

A Northerner who moves to the south and complains about everything, can't drive, ruins the housing market, causes accidents, and is generally an asshole. Does not apply to transplants who know how to behave. Not to be confused with the baseball team.

These damn entitled yankees drive like shit.

by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026