Ass Late 

When something happens way after the time it should have happened so much that you want to kick someone's ass for it.

The Realtor delivered my furniture so Ass Late, I didn't get it until a month before I moved out of my year long lease.

Ass Late by JuanHernandez63513 July 12, 2010

Fashionably Late 

When cum/semen seeps out of ur limp penis 5-10 minutes after masturbating

When i was walking around i had a couple fashionably late guests arrive.

Fashionably Late by tuffytoenails September 14, 2011

Too late 

Used in Tibia by gamemasters in a "1337" ban comment to express a false reason for banishment, and to ensure the owning of the player at the same time by showing everyone their power over players as 1337.

21:59 GM Triethylene has taken the action "Banishment" against: carnifex (Warnings: 1), with reason: "Illegal Advertising", and comment: "too late".

Too late by MADness Star July 29, 2010

The Late JC 

1. A wannabe computer nerd who has alot of time on his hands. He has coined a few useless terms including; Chillicothe, Maddog Tannen, 8-bit, and the one and only B -Vice.
2. A socially awkward, gangly dude who will kick ya ass!!!............ at Mariokart.
3. One who tries to be funny but is not.

Man the late JC is fucking annoying, and why does he always mispelll stuff in his dictionary entries.

The Late JC by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

alright then late 

Origin:unknown,- commonly used as an way to interject a dumb, stupid or off the wall comment or remark or person. When used appropriately, it can have devastating effects on individuals such as relationships broken, friendships forever lost, serious injury, and sometimes death. It often has its benefits to ending boring ass conversations with people that aren't interesting. Used within our nation but innovated by the cooler generation of californians that graduated between the years of 06-08, but mainly 07 and that reside or have resided in the 209

1. Girl: but you said you loved it when I picked my nose.
Guy: ....alright then late...

2.Bromontana: I got COD black ops
No homo: can I come over and pwn
Bromontana: hell nah bitch you suck
No homo: alright then late...

3. Sichua: I gave your mom a rim job last night
Tom-A-Hawk: alright then late...

alright then late by cups o mally November 15, 2010

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up 

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!

Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up by Gin February 27, 2004

factually late 

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

factually late by Not without dups August 16, 2010