Spu Da Lag

Slang, Enjoy the speed, sexism term

I Spu Da Lag all last night.

by John Matheny October 14, 2004

lag(g)spike

Happens when you have a slow computer. The computer will lag(g) and then freeze and after awhile everything happens VERY fast, or nothing happens..
Most used term on games which require ALOT of FPS.
(Ex. World of Warcraft)

I had a lag(g)spike, that's why I died.

Sorry I was too late tonight, I lag(g)spiked

by LoLWuTxXx September 26, 2010

Lag Zombie

1. Some one who laughs at something but lags during the laugh.

2. When you hit some one and they "Lag" about it.

3. A real living dead zombie that lags.

Mootsey: Hits a person

Person: "oh my god thats so true!"

1 Minute later

Person: "OW"

Mootsey: "LAG ZOMBIE!" points at person

by Mootsey June 19, 2007

Jet lag fag

A jet-lagged person who goes to sleep with Skype on and does not respond to anyone who talks to him/her online. His/her friends would usually get annoyed by this person and call him/her a Jet lag fag.

on Skype:
2:00 PM Gil: heyy whats up Alan!
2:06 PM Gil: how was your break.
3:57 PM Gil: Jet lag fag.
4:08 AM Alan: Huh?

by dadcamehomewithstd February 24, 2011

Lag 'n Frag

While playing an oline game, the game lags and when it's over, you or whoever you were shooting at is dead.

we were playing Call of Duty 4, and i got 2 knife lag 'n frags.

This guy just lag 'n fragged me!

by Raptor052 June 15, 2008

Het-lag

The time between straight relationships when you spend all of your time swooning over cute boys/girls and wishing you could go out with them.

Man, look at how Sam's totally drooling all over Olivia. He's totally in het-lag.

by Silent-Warning July 7, 2010

Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022