kneeslangs

(British) Informal slang for the program "Neighbours"

"I'll meet you at 5:30 yeah?"
"No mate, make it 6:15, I've got to watch Kneeslangs"

by Woodkenj October 23, 2022

Keesean

Keesean is someone who cares about the minor details, and someone you should be proud to be a good friend and family member with. He’s an amazing man, father, son, cousin, boyfriend too! Keesean always comes through when it counts, and cheers people up when they're sick or feeling down. If Keesean’s doesn’t like you, it’s probably because they’re very circled with the people they love, or they have a reason to why they don’t like you. Keesean’s the best at everything he does, whether it’s athletically, academically, and he’s one for the ladies. Keesean’s can keep relationships with girls private or publicly, if he is private, just don’t be surprised if you’re just finding out about Keesean’s relationship 2 years later. He’s very considerate and kind. Can be a little pushover rarely, but still the main in charge. With anyone that has a Keesean in their life, you should be proud. Very Proud. He’s the MVP.

Person 1: I could pull all of these girls in this building right now, I could beat everyone in here at basketball.

Person 2: No you can’t. You’re not a Keesean.

Person 1: I don’t like Keesean
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: What is there to like about Keesean?
Person 2: It’s Keesean!! Literally everything! You even asking that sounds like you’re irrelevant or you’re just mad jealous, that you could never have my Keesean, or even be one of his friends. He’s the best. He’s my best.

by everyonelovescassondra April 7, 2023

Kwees

an uncomfortably icky teenage boy.

eg. Dave at my school is such a kwees! He eats his own snot in class.

by mommyjenna April 14, 2023

keese syndrome

ptsd of being assaulted or touched sexually by gary (mr/daddy) keese.

middle schooler 1: Dude did you hear about the kid with keese syndrome
middle schooler 2: yeah he was fucked in the bootyhoe by keese

by meemer beemer May 4, 2023

kneeslapper

something you use when a jokes not funny but you want to make the person feel better about themselves.

friend 1:why did the chicken cross the road
friend 2:idk why...
friend 1:to get to the other side
friend 2's mind:unfunniest shit ive ever heard god damn learn some humor
friend 2:wowee what a kneeslapper!oh geez you really got me with that one!!!

by angelkitty June 19, 2023

Keesh

A mild, kind swat on the bottom, usually a (light slap)

"She was totally surprised when her friend Keeshed her in the grocery store"

by JOD1414 September 14, 2023

kreeshar

Kreeshar is someone who has had a troubled past but would not shine that darkness onto you. Kreeshar is a person with details imbedded into their memories with every description as possible. Kreeshar is someone who can make a beautiful impact on you whether you like it or not. The first glance you take will make you fall in love with Kreeshar no matter the circumstance. The heart fluttering feeling of Kreeshar just saying the perfect words you needed to hear whether if it was good or bad, reality or fanatasy. Kreeshar is someone who never forgets your birthday and who thinks about the future, the bad and good things that are bound to happen. Kreeshar likes to be funny and sarcastic with both realistic and non-realistic tendencies. Kreeshar likes to have a nice time whether it is just talking about something you both like. The moments where you guys would spend together would mean every minute counts. Kreeshar can make you feel like the best and only person in the world with the heart Kreeshar has, the feeling is unreal. The feeling of just talking would make you feel better. Having to know and love Kreeshar would make you feel out of this world and at home. Kreeshar would remind you of the sun, the skies, the sunsets, and the sunrise. The moon is Kreeshar’s protector because it never leaves her side. Kreeshar is the feeling of being loved by, loving, loved, and love itself.

i love you, Kreeshar.

by nabiology December 14, 2023