knurtel

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

knotting out

Dead asleep. Passing out from drugs or alcohol.

Sarah is a crazy ass. She's always knotting out from drinking and smoking so much shit.

by Lard ass bitch April 12, 2016

Twad knot

Someone who gets their panties all tied in a knot over something small and trivial.

Hey Jamie don't get yourself all tied up in a Twad knot.

by KatD67 June 28, 2010

Half-Windsor Knot

Noun: When your balls feel like they are twisted after getting off of a plane and paired with jet lag. Can also happen after a long road trip, and your legs fall asleep in your car.

After that long-ass plane ride to Australia, my nuts were twisted into a Half-Windsor Knot

by Bake'EmAwayToys April 3, 2011

knott

large bundle of people aka orgy galore

rat shit bat shit dirty old twat 69 ass holes tied in a knott, hooray lizard shit FUCK!!!!! im done

by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

STINK KNOT

the leather donut or asshole, the chocolate starfish.

Last night, I squirted a boatload of astroglide onto my girlfriend's stink knot.

by weave November 10, 2003

Knotty

A person who is obsessed with knots and can be extremely naughty.

A sidekick to the Hippie Bandit.

A wonderful, helpful person whom people love very dearly.

Someone who has a sense of great fun.

Oh, she's so knotty. Her wall has celtic knots all over them and her jokes are baaaaaad :D

by the Hippie Bandit March 17, 2011