cleveland steamers

A big, long, fresh steamy turd.

Use your imagination.

by Bob May 9, 2003

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Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.

Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.

You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!

Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.

by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010

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Cleveland Cheesecake

the act of consuming cheesecake in Cleveland where calories DO NOT count. You're welcome.

When Mary consumes Cleveland Cheesecake it is like it never happened. You're welcome.

by K-Sizzle4 January 7, 2010

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Cleveland Plate

A cleveland plate is the same as a pittsburgh steamer, but without the glass.

In upstate NY, anything having to do with defecation and sex is inevitably called 'Cleveland"...

"Yo Dog, we've been invited up to Chuck Berry's Dressing room after the show for some cleveland plates!"

by Mr. Playa June 5, 2009

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