Jordy 

An amazing person! Absolutely incredible at any spect to life. One of the most intelligent beautiful people you will ever meet. They got great bodies as well.

Jordy is hot.

Jordy by big_baby_judy December 18, 2019

jordan slut rampage

when jordan's ex girlfriend goes on a rant about how ugly and whorebaggish the girl's on jordan's facebook wall and in his photos are.

katie went on a jordan slut rampage when she saw that lots of overly made up girls had been posting on jordan's wall.

jordan slut rampage by CamiKaze1106 August 31, 2011

Jordan Miller 

1. A defensive tackle on the Chicago Bears

2. A DJ at UCF

Jordan Miller is a free agent now!? WTF!

Have you ever seen Jordan Miller live? It’s insane!!

Jordan Miller by indiegirl420 December 19, 2018

Jordaned 

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

Jordaned by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

chestnut jordans 

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

chestnut jordans by Smellllllly December 14, 2008

West jordan 

A town in Utah that has gone from nice to getto, and has been in reconstruction for atleast 5 years, the town in wich you will find some of the most dope people ever. And home of some of LTC.

Dude let's go to mcdicks in west jordan

West jordan by Undeaduser August 10, 2016

Jordan 

A beautiful girl, with golden blonde and or brown hair. She loves science and acting.

Person 1: Hey look it's Jordan.
Person 2: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Person 1: Her boyfriend is soooo lucky.
Person 2: yeah...

Jordan by Josh, the guy who wrote this. September 6, 2010