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Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.
Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.
by Joobie-Woobie Man October 2, 2024
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Joos

A word used to mock racists and groypers that accuse a specific ethno-religious group for all their problems. The phrase “Joos” was created by the Twitter user @MilkMagnate to mock the racists blaming the “Joos” for miscegenation trends in Western countries.

“Joos” can be spelled with multiple o’s to further emphasis the wild groypers sound like they’re describing the boogeyman or Big foot.

“It was the JoOoOos”
“It was the Joos that added fluorine to our tap water to control us”

“It was the Joos that made pretty Becky like Tyrone”
by Prec0gnitive November 17, 2024
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Jooks and Brizz

Coined by TikTok sensation baddie Jalalnx.
Means sex and head.
Jooks and Brizz, Jooks and Brizz, does anybody want some Jooks and Brizz? Jooks and Brizz, Jooks and Brizz, does anybody want some Jooks and Brizz? Hey!”
by lalalalaalala989 March 7, 2026
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Jobstinent

Deliberately abstaining from emotional, psychological, or aspirational investment in one's job; choosing not to care, overperform, or tie personal identity to work.
After years of burnout, she became fully jobstinent-still employed. but soulfully checked out.
by TDub2112 April 28, 2025
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Joob

A substance of semen where you ejaculate in a bottle, let it marinate for 2-3 days, and use it for different foods like toast or biscuits.
Hey Kevin, Pass the Joob bottle over here will you? I need to put some tang on this biscuit.
by YungWhiteTiger Boyyyy May 2, 2025
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Joonson

A chode that loves drinking and driving and he's one hell of a football coach.
1. I was so hard the last time I saw Joonson on the road.
2. I did a hot Joonson last weekend (Drinking and Driving)
by Joonson May 19, 2025
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Jobs on

When you do not have time or can’t be bothered explaining what your actually doing and how much you have to do so your say I’ve got jobs on
Her: Hey hunny what’s are you doing tonight

Him: I’ve got jobs on
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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