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Jonas Brothers

The new teen pop group sensation that all the teenage girls of America like. They are not known to anyone over the age of 17 because there music is corny. They do not have real voices, they lip synch all their concerts and when they do sing live, it sounds like a dying walrus. Nick Jonas, the one who dated teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is the teens heart throb. Some Miley Cyrus's fans have converted to this unfamous no talent teen pop group only because of their looks. The Jonas Brothers are unable to sing at all, and if you ask any adult their name 1 out of every 100 adults will know who they are.
The Jonas Brothers have no talent and lip synch all of their concerts.

The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.

The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
by qewgtashdgoaisdhgiawheg April 12, 2008
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Jonas Gear

1.Clothing or Accessories pertaning to one or all of the members of the Jonas Brothers.
2.Something you would wear to a jonas event.
Person 1: What Jonas Gear do you have?

Person 2: Oh you know a Kevin Scarf Joe sunglasses Nick shoes concert teeshirt Jonas Hat Jonas Earing. The usual.

OR

Person 1: Let me throw on my Jonas Gear real quick and then we can go to the concert.
by MandapandaXJonaslove October 16, 2008
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kevin jonas

Kevin Jonas is an AWESOME guy. He is a member of the jonas brothers with his brothers, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas.

He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3

Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D
person one: Who's the nicest guy in the whole world?

person two: why, Kevin Jonas of course.
by <3Hannah<3 January 2, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

A sexy ball of talented curls.
"That boy resembles such a Kevin Jonas!"
"His hair is soooo Kevin Jonas!"
"I want to fuck Kevin Jonas."
by Kevin's future wives February 6, 2009
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frankie jonas

the fourth jonas brother that has a level of cool beyond 100. hes definitely living the dream, and the man. all of the boys are adorable but theres a certain spark about frankie that can attract any girl.
" in my next life i want to come back as frankie jonas"
" word"
by megannnNnnsssP October 18, 2008
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jonas brothers

A shitty band consisting of 3 brothers who play mediocre music equivalent to that of Hannah Montana and Hillary duff. They are overrated and have meaningless lyrics with a prepubescent singer with a squeaky voice.

The only people who like them fall under at least one of these categories

1) They watch Disney Channel regularly

2) They are in love with High School Musical

3) They are under the age of twelve

If you like them, do yourself a favor and listen to real muisc.
"Lyk omgawww I just saw hannah montana and jonas brothers live"

"What are you, twelve?"
by pianoguitar November 6, 2007
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nick jonas

the definition of orgamsically hott.
nick jonas, yessss, SOO hott.
by OHH YAHH. June 28, 2008
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