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jingleshit 

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression
I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.
jingleshit by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016
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Jinga bitch 

The loser of an intense game of Jinga.
After watching the Jinga pieces fall to the ground, Dr. John knew that he was Steve's Jinga Bitch.

jingping 

"wow, Jingping is so fierce."
"Her love for anime burns me."
jingping by Salty prawn July 29, 2017
A quite wel known World of Tanks/Warships YouTuber, most famous for being unable to remember anything he was planning to say in his videos and call everyone whose name he is unable to pronounce Dave. He is the type of person to go on an easter egg hunt, find Persian rugs, well made desert beds and then miss the giant battleship parked on the Himmelsdorf map.
Oh for crying out loud Dave use your eyes, the Bismarck’s right there. Seriously what are you, a Jingles?!

Jingle jonk 

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
Jingle jonk by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017

jingle on your face 

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
jingle on your face by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017