I went to jerk-off in your face!
by Chris Feda August 29, 2007
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n. Also known as dionysian jerk pizza. A ritual pie, ordered and delivered from dominoes or pizza hut by low-IQ and young men who are collectively insecure about their sexuality and who are members of a 20th-21st century phenomena called "Fraternities" (otherwise known as "places of institutionalized date-rape"). These men are typically the sons of wealthy imperialists who made their fortunes off the backs of immigrant labor. The pie or pizza is used as an initiation tool by the older of the young men. The youngest initiates in the group are forced to stand around the pizza and stroke their penises until semen ejaculates from their ramrods and covers the pie. Then the last initiate to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie. Many a sociological study have pondered why the last to ejaculate is forced to eat the pie, since most in the fraternity caste system tend to frown upon "one minute miracles" when it comes to ejaculating in a female. How this behavior continues to be encouraged by fraternity men has baffled scientists and philosophers alike for the last two centuries.
by FTD May 24, 2005
Get the jerk pizza mug.Jekyll & Hyde was a Broadway musical in the late 90's written and composed by Leslie Bricusse and Frank Wildhorn. It's based (if rather loosely) on the novel "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson. The musical enjoyed a decent Broadway run and was a rather good show.
Unfortunatly, towards the end of its run David Hasselhoff was cast in the role of Jekyll/Hyde. He completely massacred the music and sadly his pitful performace has been captured on DVD for all eternity. Fans of the show or "Jekkies" often harbor an intense hatred for Hasselhoff because of the stigma he set for the show.
Jekyll & Hyde has several memorable songs including "This is the Moment", "A New Life", "In His Eyes" and "Bring on the Men" (which was not actually featured in the Broadway version").
The show has a number of devoted fans (Jekkies) and can still be seen all over the world. Recently, it has been annouced that "Jekyll & Hyde" will soon be made into a major motion picture. It is scheduled to come out in 2007 however, the cast is still unknown at the moment. The film is bound to be successful and will most likely result in a surge of the fan base, much like in the case of "The Phantom of the Opera" (perhaps the most extrodinary musical/story ever (I myself have been a proud "phan" for 9 years)). Many fans eagerly await the film's opening and are completely baffled as to who will be in the cast (hopefully not David Hasselhoff).
Unfortunatly, towards the end of its run David Hasselhoff was cast in the role of Jekyll/Hyde. He completely massacred the music and sadly his pitful performace has been captured on DVD for all eternity. Fans of the show or "Jekkies" often harbor an intense hatred for Hasselhoff because of the stigma he set for the show.
Jekyll & Hyde has several memorable songs including "This is the Moment", "A New Life", "In His Eyes" and "Bring on the Men" (which was not actually featured in the Broadway version").
The show has a number of devoted fans (Jekkies) and can still be seen all over the world. Recently, it has been annouced that "Jekyll & Hyde" will soon be made into a major motion picture. It is scheduled to come out in 2007 however, the cast is still unknown at the moment. The film is bound to be successful and will most likely result in a surge of the fan base, much like in the case of "The Phantom of the Opera" (perhaps the most extrodinary musical/story ever (I myself have been a proud "phan" for 9 years)). Many fans eagerly await the film's opening and are completely baffled as to who will be in the cast (hopefully not David Hasselhoff).
Person 1: "I just saw "Jekyll & Hyde", it was really good, I was suprised. I've heard bad things about the show, apparently David Hasselhoff used to be in it."
Jekkie:"David Hasselhoff is the bane of my existance. I'll rejoice in his death."
Person 1:".......k...."
Jekkie:"David Hasselhoff is the bane of my existance. I'll rejoice in his death."
Person 1:".......k...."
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Get the jerk it out mug.To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.
Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!
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