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Jared

is not Obama
jared thinks he is Obama but is not
by Not Joel August 24, 2020
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Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
Jared: Bitch imma cut u
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
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Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.
Fuck Jared
by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020
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Jared

An intelligent fellow. He is very determined when it comes to accomplishing things. He is very attractive, but his personality and his taste in music are his best qualities. He is very genuine and understanding of others opinions. He is sure of whatever he says. Most importantly, he’s very capable of reaching his goals.
Jared presented to the class his project like an intellectual individual.
by Jasmineongod June 7, 2020
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JARED is a sexy guy with a nice ass. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him you'll wanna hang onto him for the rest of your life. Jared's are the best boyfriends anyone could ever ask for
"Jared hits so different ""
by Sadknee June 22, 2020
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A guy who thinks he has it all and brags about it. He claims he is the best and complains about everything and anything you do that ”he doesnt like” But his imence Stupidity says otherwise
Oh that dude is such a Jared
by MannyVK September 7, 2020
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Jared Joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020
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