January 16th 

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration

ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL

January 16th by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020

January 1st 

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

January 1st by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

January 18th 

National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!

you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!

January 18th by Ludgate_lover December 18, 2020

january 1st 

simp for an anime character day

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

january 1st by killuaswife December 22, 2020

January 1st 

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

January 1st by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

January 1st 

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

January 1st by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

January 12 

Tell a girl she’s ugly

Boy: it’s January 12 go tell a girl she’s ugly
Boy: alright

January 12 by Orlo January 12, 2021