Jaden Has a Sad 

media obsession with what upsets white kids

NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"

Jaden Has a Sad by Uncle Joosie December 1, 2021

Jaden 

The funniest guy in the world man.
Has a 12 inch bbc. Also is a magnet to women because of how tall and hard working he is.

Girl: omg have u seen Jaden today he is so fine.

Girl 2: yesss and he is so tall.

Jaden by Cooldude5678 April 17, 2022

Jaden Loring 

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart

Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?

Jaden Loring by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023

Jalani 

Reaction to being assaulted and mugged in Dagenham at 4am by someone posing as a policewoman

I was weak and weary resting on a park bench when a lady in a tracksuit claiming to be a policewoman asked for my wallet, I complied and handed it over before she hit me and ran away. In hindsight she probably wasn't a person in authority and I felt a right 'Jalani'

Jalani by Davey Rainbow September 19, 2013

Jaden 

A Mexican who can’t get you a W In fortnite and wears fake hype beast clothing

Jacob: hey Jaden wanna play fortnite
Jaden:sure I’ll get u a W
Jacob: shut the fuck up u lying bitch ass Mexican

Jaden by Lil’Jew January 24, 2018

Jaden 

That extremely cocky but interestingly depressed guy you see in the hallway in high school who strangely enough is the new kid who recently moved from out of state. He is not very bright but somehow has the balls and charm to Snapchat you and come into your life as this intriguing guy who is heartfelt and wants to give you his love which is a total scam because he really wants to just break your heart then have sex with you and talk to you very distantly afterwards. Basically, he is a giant asshole do not trust him.

"Omg have you seen that guy? He is a TOTAL Jaden do Not trust him girl"

"He is so cute but he definitely seems like a Jaden"

Jaden by Anonymously not anonymous October 12, 2017

jaden anderson

The best boy in the world. Who will always be there for you, Jaden Anderson is a person who gets in trouble a lot but is nice,hot, and awesome.

Jaden Anderson is awesome, don't you think?

jaden anderson by A Secret Person01 February 27, 2016