hand batch

The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.

My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.

by Picklepark June 23, 2017

Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.

"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."

by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010

Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.

Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help

by Okenj July 17, 2015

Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.

Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."

by Nsla April 10, 2015

see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.

Nigga come see these hands

by jojojojo2 October 19, 2014

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by

"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."

by I'm at a time when there is no September 13, 2018

little hands

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.

Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2021