M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

Sar Jar Binks

When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.

“You are acting like such a Sar Jar Binks today”.

by hekisjlroishskls February 23, 2022

Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

Booger Jar

he is very big and stronk and he is lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 he will also take yo MANZ and yo WOMANZ and he also ahs infinite x 0 iq lvls and beesaxuel

"OMG THAT'S A BOOGER JAR? HE IS LIT 🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!"

by Big Jaundice March 21, 2022

Jam Jar-ing

To over elaborate on an insignificant part of a story.

"I liked her story about the shark but she kept Jam Jar-ing about her shoes that day."

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022