Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 24, 2020

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hit with the reads

When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.

WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.

by Drew Debree March 29, 2016

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Reading on

When you can read someone like a book.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of his shit, I'm not gone text him anymore."
Girl 2: "Mmhmm. Bet you text him in the next 10 minutes!"
Girl 1: "Why you reading on me, tho?"

by Gman210 February 10, 2017

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ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

by woofulz April 02, 2008

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