Idiofuck

a person who is too stupid to be called either an idiot, or a dumbfuck.

Jake can't speak Spanish at all; he's a dumb hispanocized idiofuck!

by Augustino-Montverde December 27, 2008

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

idiocrazy

Crazy idiots. Close to adhocracy. Characterized by a civilization of general morons, ignorant fools, lazy pigs... And well, idiots.

I can't fucking believe I was born into this idiocrazy. Welcome to the Hussein-nation, it's the idiocrazy of the world in modern days.

by WieEinPierre'nstein September 3, 2009

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

Idiotmatic

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

idiolocator

you are here

BOB: dude, where are we? And how do we get to the food court?

STEVE: ill check the idiolocator

by patricko16 August 1, 2010

idioche

adjective: manner of acting or speaking in which someone sounds like an idiot, but thinks they are sophisticated and spot on; derived from the French language meaning ignorant pretention

noun: gross exaggeration or misinformation spoken with an air or belief of cosmopolitan, cultured or urbane worldliness

pronounced "id-ee-o-SHAY"

She thinks she's so smart and savvy. The things she says are completely off-base and idioche.

What a bunch of idioche! She doesn't know what she is talking about!

by pPOSH October 10, 2010