Internet Hotdog

When you get an unexpected dick pic.

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

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Hotdogs and mac and cheese

When you give a foot job to a guy that has dick cheese

"Yo darrle got the hotdogs and Mac and cheese treatment last night"

by Nick gurh01 June 10, 2023

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Hotdog Behavior

When someone at your employment does something foolish or forgetful and it conflicts with other people getting their work done.

Jennifer hasn't opened replied to my list of questions? That's hotdog behavior.

by Hotdog Princess June 4, 2024

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Gentleman’s Hotdog

Where a couple hotdogs but the man is overly polite and checks in for consent several times

Remember when you gave me that gentleman’s hotdog?

by MartyMayhem September 9, 2022

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Lexington Hotdog

Cutting off the anus of a dead person, smoothing out the wrinkles, shitting in the middle of it as the “hotdog” and cumming on it as the condiment before eating it.

“I turned that dead hooker into a Lexington Hotdog!”

by csurban_09 October 5, 2025

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1) Get a giant pot of mustard

2) pour it into the japseye of the man

3) Have sex until the man jizzes

4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side

man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is

man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! August 2, 2021

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